According to you
I'm stupid,
I'm useless,
I can't do anything right.
According to you
I'm boring,
I'm moody,
you can't take me any place.
But according to him
I'm beautiful,
incredible,
he can't get me out of his head.
According to him
I'm funny,
irresistible,
everything he ever wanted.
Everything is opposite,
I don't feel like stopping it,
so tell me what I got to lose.
He's into me for everything I'm not,
according to you.